A US patent has been filed for “Process of Love.”
The ENTIRE text is as follows:
“ This invention resulted from my combining God’s gift of reincarnation with love.
 In Chapter 4 of the London translation of the Holy Bible, paragraph 8 says “He that loveth not knowth not God; for God is love.” and paragraph 16 says “And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.”
 The scope and extent of my invention is defined in the following claim:
 1. The process of combining God’s gift of reincarnation with love resulting in immortality.”
This is just a published patent application and no doubt will never issue as a patent (for one, it’s not enabled). Cute. But this idiot paid $375 just for the privilege of seeing it published.